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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.