What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.