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What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....