How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.