Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

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What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.