What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!