What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.