What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Good Vegetable Jokes More Good Vegetable Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking