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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking