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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.