What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.