What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking