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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Recede Hare Line Jokes More Recede Hare Line Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.