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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline