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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Recede Hare Line Jokes More Recede Hare Line Jokes

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.