What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.