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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Hitchhiker Jokes More Hitchhiker Jokes

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!