What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!