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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!