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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!