How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.