How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.