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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.