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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.