Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict