Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae