Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Why did u shoot ur wife?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.