Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.