Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints