March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife