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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me