What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.