What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping