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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.