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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping