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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out