Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Eggs Benedict Jokes More Eggs Benedict Jokes

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Hubcap Jokes More Hubcap Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

Hollandaise Jokes More Hollandaise Jokes

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.