Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

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What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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The pizza can feed a family of four

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One rabbyte

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They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.