Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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