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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".