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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin