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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.