Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!