Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.