Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??