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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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