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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!