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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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