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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!