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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

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Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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