Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Upside Cake Jokes More Upside Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!