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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

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Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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He was Bjorn again

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They both go over your head.

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Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!