Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Upside Cake Jokes More Upside Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!