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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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A baby with a javellin through its head.

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To liquidate their bills.

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Coop-cakes!

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To see what made it run.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.