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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Upside Cake Jokes More Upside Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!