Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!