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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!