Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton