Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!