Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!