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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)