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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat