How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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To get to 10.

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Reasons unknown

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

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They sit eggsaminations!

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You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.