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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat