How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.