How did the frog cross the road when a ...

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat