How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.