How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.