How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat