Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.