Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.