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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.