Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.