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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.