What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.