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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.