How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.