How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.