How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.