How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.