Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it