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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it