Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.