Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.