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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.