Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!