Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.