Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!