Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!