Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.