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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.