Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.