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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower