Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus