A little chili
A pepperonly pizza!
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Because pepper makes them sneeze
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
Season's greetings!
Because they're jalapeno business!
He thought it was Coke!
Occupational hazard.
Cheech Marinade!
If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business
A seasoned veteran.
She says, "Pepper."
They always get jalapeno business!
When he's jalapeno business!
It gets jalapeno face.
Salt and Pepper shakers
The University of Minnesoda
A seasoned traveller.
Sherlock-Holmes
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
A hollowpeno
Cause they're jalapeno business
Races 'em.
Well, it worked with the slaves.
Give her a shovel.
Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.
Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
Because they would sneeze in pepper water.