Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business!

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Hot Pepper Jokes More Hot Pepper Jokes

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

Cause they're jalapeno business

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.