Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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What's a superheroes favorite narcotic?

Heroine

What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine