Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What did the nosey pepper do?

It got jalepeno business!

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

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Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

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Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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They all had masters

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