Hot Pepper Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

Cause they're jalapeno business

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.

Harriet Tubman Jokes More Harriet Tubman Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"