Because it was the hottest pepper.
A hollowpeno
Cause they're jalapeno business
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
They don't get better with age
It's Raining Men
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.
Just Do It
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
Jalapeno Business...........
Jalapeno business!
A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
The bogeyman.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
