Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!