Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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A Rogue Juan

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!