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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!