Toilet Jokes

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Toilet Jokes

Who serves the toilet?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

What goes in God's Toilet?

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

How do you surprise a blind man?

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Where does Sean Connery sit?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

What did Euler find in his toilet?

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why did he do that?

Why do we call it toilet paper?

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

What do you call a nut on a wall?

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

What did Euler see in the toilet?