The buuttt-lerrr!
He de-deuces.
Holy crap.
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
The Captains log
To find Pooh!
The captains log.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
I'm having a movement
Swiping and wiping.
The captains log
Aztec.
Looking for Pooh.
A policeman doing his duty!
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Urine
To pot the brown.
They are both full of crap.
Because the P is silent.
Captain's log.
In the toilet.
By leaving a plunger in the toilet
Leave a plunger in the toilet
The captain's log.
Because the p is silent.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Because the p is silent
I am the extruder...
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Because it was a Number 2.
He was looking for pooh.
A natural log
He was looking for the Captain's log.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Because it was his duty.
He was looking for Pooh.
The Captain's Log.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Mustuuurd
With a shat nav.
A real mess on your hands.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Flush the toilet.
His Dookie Houser
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.
An Ig!
Wait until he's finished.
Urine trouble.
I poop with both hands.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion
It was low hanging fruit.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Toilet paper.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Mine is a skittle.
So they have something to do at night.
A biday party!!
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Loo-Loo!
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
You ctrl p.
Captains Log
Dump-ring.
Natural log
Because the 'p' is silent.
Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
A log dump!
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Lou!
Weeeeeeeee!!!
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Porcel Lane.
In his diarrhea.
Poop cuber
It was a No. 2.
That thing hurts!
I need to goku the toilet
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Because 36 would be too many.
To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?
There was a loo tenant inside.
Toilet trees.
Because it gives them square roots
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
He couldn't decide what font to use.
By process of elimination.
Elementary
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
That's not funny...