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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!