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What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.