What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!