What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!