What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Lavatory Jokes More Lavatory Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!