What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.