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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window