What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.