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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.