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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.