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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.