What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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A gambler might lose.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.