What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!