A lap
5 years.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
Walking.