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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell