What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.