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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs