How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.