How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.