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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Exorcise Jokes More Exorcise Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue