How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Exorcise Jokes More Exorcise Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.