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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Exorcise Jokes More Exorcise Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.