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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.