How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

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What did the tire say to the tire?

I'm tired!

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.