How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst