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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band