How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.