How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."