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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!