How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!