Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
One. But he wishes it took two.
Thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Carl gets shot in the face.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
Flatman and Ribbon
