How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!