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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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