How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

What's this bit here?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?