How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

Wo ai ni

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?