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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?