How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?