How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?