How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

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How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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A Brazillionaire!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?