Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

I Lightbulb Jokes More I Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.