Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people