Because there are no windows!
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
A Basilian.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Citrus down.
ICandy
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
None 'cause it's already lit, fam.
Zero. They don't exist.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
None, just upgrade to windows
Jack
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.