Apple Employee Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

I Lightbulb Jokes More I Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.