Apple Employee Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

I Lightbulb Jokes More I Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.