A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
5 past Lundqvist
Central Pork
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
One
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Arsephalt
Because people are dying to get in!
He.
The old one was made of steal.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
In his briefcase!
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
New Yolk
