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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.