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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.