What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!