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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!