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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.