What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker