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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.