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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

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What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.