The plot thickens!
Just add a G and now she's gone.
You add ices.
The plot thickens.
The plot.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
A cotton tale!
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
A roooooooux!
E B White
An author joke like this and I'm off!
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
Self raising.
Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
