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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Thicken Jokes More Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!