What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.