Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Roooooooux Jokes More Roooooooux Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Nixon Jokes More Nixon Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.