Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

Roooooooux Jokes More Roooooooux Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

Who's there! An author! An author who?

An author joke like this and I'm off!

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

Nixon Jokes More Nixon Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"