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Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How was my soup?

Souperb.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Who's there! Benny! Bennny who?

Benny thing happening!

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Roooooooux Jokes More Roooooooux Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!