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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)