How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!