How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

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What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!