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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)