Cowculator Jokes

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

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19 kids and counting. Too soon?

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

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What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!