Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
With a cowculator.
With a cowculator!
With a Cowculator!!
With cowculators!
They count sheeple.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Deja Moo!
Because he kept running out of the pen.
He got lost in the maize.
Delta blues.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
A senior high school math problem.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Swigonometry.
Aerith-matic.
Because they're constantly multiplying!
They multiply!
The first herd shot round the world!
Nobody's herd.
