Cowculator Jokes

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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They count sheeple.

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!