Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
With a cowculator.
With a cowculator!
With a Cowculator!!
With cowculators!
They both multiply a lot.
Because it multiplied by dividing.
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Because he doesn't have a brain
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
They herd it through the bovine.
The attorney charges more.
It grows a Moostache.
No, cows go moo.
Counting Crows
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Because he can't see through the wall.
When he turns his cow to pasture.
