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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field