How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.