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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...