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How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.