How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.