Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up