Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.