Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.