Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing