Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing