Venus Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.